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This should be an excellent opportunity to walk out of the theatre, living room, or airplane where this film is being shown. Still not too late to see a film about a happy little elf.

If you have ever lost someone very important to you, then you already know how it feels. If you haven't, you cannot possibly imagine it.

[to Count Olaf] Hey, marriage is no picnic. Oh, and by the way, you're a terrible actor.

Hello, hello, hello. I am your beloved Count Olaf.

This is not home. Home is where your parents put you to bed at night. They teach you how to ride a bike. Or get choked up on your first day of school. This is not home.

[repeated phrase] There's always something.

Our parents just died.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Uh, Violet? Now would be a good time to tie up your hair...

Oh, sorry. My ribbon had just jammed. Lemme just adjust it here. [fixes the ribbon] There we are. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. The attack of the Incredibly Deadly Viper.