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Forget about "happily ever after". It doesn't exist.

I said I don't dance. I never said I couldn't.

(after finding the television remote at a hotel he is staying at) It appears this odd little box controls the magic mirror!

[after an old man steals her tiara] You... are not a very nice old man!!

(holding a construction worker at swordpoint) Are you in league with the wicked old hag who sent my poor Giselle to this foul place... Arty?

[after seeing Edward and Giselle together for the first time] So this is the forest rat, who thinks she can claim my throne...NEVER!!!

[to Morgan about Giselle] Just because she has on a funny dress doesn't mean she's a princess. She's a seriously confused woman who's fallen into our laps.

[she arrives in New York and finds Nathaniel in a car] Hello, worthless. Miss me?

[singing] We adore each filthy chore that we determine. So, friends, even though you're vermin, we're a happy working throng!

You want a show? I'll give you a show. Back up and get ready for the main event!

Nathaniel likes the way I leap?

I know what it's like when someone disappoints you. It's tempting to see things the way you wish they were instead of how they are.

Another chance? What do you think poison apples grow on trees? There's only one left! You are out of chances! [Nathaniel: Your Majesty, please...] NO, FORGET IT! I'M COMING THERE, AND I WILL KILL THE LITTLE WRETCH MYSELF!!!

I'm handsome even when I sleep?

Oh my, this is a twist on our story. Why, it's the brave little princess coming to the rescue. [to Robert] I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?

I'm sure that Edward is already searching for me. No doubt by morning he'll come and rescue me from this strange land. Take me home so that the two of us can share a true love's kiss.

(to Robert and Morgan) Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.

Troll: That's cheating! I'm supposed to eat you!

I wish you every happiness.

Phoebe Banks: Everybody has problems. Everybody has bad times. Do we sacrifice all of the good times because of them?