Captain N: The Game Master

Kevin: You'll pay for this, Dr. Wily!Dr. Wily: Sorry, Captain Numbskull. I left my wallet in my other lab coat.

Kevin: Your powers don't scare us!Dracula: I'm so happy to hear that. You know, fear makes de blood taste terrible.

"Looks like the Ultimate Warp brought us the ultimate wimp!" ~Simon

Mother Brain: Quick, get me the second Sacred Treasure!Eggplant Wizard: Yes, your wrinkledness.Mother Brain: Never say the word "wrinkles" to me! These are beauty lines.

"All right, you deadbeat! You can squeeze me! You can choke me! You can shake me! But mess my hair? No way!" ~Simon

"Thank you, Captain M. And thank you, Kid Licorice, Mega Mutt, Princess Lea, and you too, Puke". ~Simon, after getting amnesia

"'Trust me', he says. Ha! I'd sooner trust a vampire to give me a shave". ~Simon

Kevin: Looks like Mother Brain's world is finally brain-dead.Lana: We've done it! VideoLand is free at last!Mega Man: No more mega monsters attacking in the night!Pit: No more battles to the maximus!Simon: And best of all, no more waking up early!

Kevin: Stay close. I think the bridge goes this way.Lana: What if you're wrong?Kevin: Then we'll be getting some free skydiving lessons - parachutes not included.

Kevin: Simon! Don't just sit there like a Thanksgiving turkey! Gimme a hand!Simon: Yes, well, I'd love to, but I'm tied up at the moment.

Kevin: Better buckle up, dudes. I don't have my driver's license yet.Simon: You what?!

Simon: Stop! I belong in the jungle!Kevin: You belong in a cage, maybe, but not the jungle!

Simon: But Medusa's even uglier than Mother Brain! One look at her face turns a man to stone!Kevin: Look on the bright side, Simon. You'd make a very handsome statue.Simon: Oh, yes! I would, wouldn't I?

Lana: What do you see in the mirror?Simon: You mean I'm a Prince Charming?Lana: No, Simon! I mean you're an arrogant, self-centered egomaniac!Simon: I'm that good, am I?

Simon: (as the baby dragon licks him) Knock it off! I'm not your mother!Kevin: No, but you probably smell like her.

Simon: Who am I?Kevin: You're Simon Belmont, the vampire hunter.Simon: No, no, I'm definitely not him. I'd never forget a name like that.

"The worst part about being a handsome hunk of hero is having to get up early to save the day". ~Simon

"Hey, it's either that or go back home and clean up my room". ~Kevin

"Let 'em go, or there's gonna be french-fried eggplant and hippo burgers for everyone". ~Kevin

Kevin: I don't get it! It's not working!Simon: Maybe it's my breath.