The Honeymooners

One of these days... One of these days... (He shoots his fist up) POW! Right in the kisser!

BANG, ZOOM! To the moon, Alice!

(To Alice at the end of many episodes) Baby, you're the greatest.

(To Alice's mother after she gives away the mystery ending of a play Ralph was planning to go to that evening) YOU...ARE A BLABBERMOUTH!!!!!! A BLAAAAAAAAAAABBERMOUTH!!!!!!! YOU!!! BLABBERMOUTH!!!!!

(To Alice, gesturing with his fist) Bang, zoom!

Hamina-hamina-hamina-hamina.

Alice: I'll go fix my lipstick. I won't be gone long, Killer. I call you Killer 'cause you slay me.Ralph: And I'm calling Bellevue 'cause you're nuts!

Ralph: Me and my silly pride. Well, I promise you this, Norton: I'm gonna learn. I'm gonna learn from here on out how to swallow my pride.Norton: Well, that ought not to be too hard; you've learned how to swallow everything else.Ralph: GET OUT!

Ralph: That's the trouble with you, Alice. You don't know the latest developments!Alice: I don't know the latest developments??! Who is it that lets your pants out every other day??

(To Ralph): The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants.

(To Ralph): Ahhhh, shaddap!

Ralph: Peanuts! Peanuts, Alice! What am I supposed to do with peanuts?Alice: Eat 'em, like any other elephant!

(Ralph can't remove a ring from his finger)Ralph: Isn't there any lard around here?Alice: Yeah, about 300 pounds.Ralph: Oh, you're gonna get yours!

(in The Golfer, Norton is teaching Ralph how to play golf) First, you step up and address the ball. (To golf ball) Hello, ball!

Va va va voom!

Hey, Ralphie boy!

(in A Matter of Life and Death) Don't touch me, Ralph. I'm sterile.

(To Ralph): I don't wanna look at that icebox, that stove, that sink, and these four walls. I wanna look at Liberace!

You're a riot, Alice! A regular riot!

Pins and needles, needles and pins. It's a happy man that grins.