غارفيلد والأصدقاء

Jon: Don't you realize how wrong it was to try and mail Nermal to Abu Dhabi?Garfield: You're right. Egypt's further.

Jon: Garfield look at you! You need to get in shape!Garfield: Round is a shape.

Jon: Well guys, how would you like to experience something real scary?Garfield: Hmmm, Jon's gonna sing.Jon: Something so spooky you'll never get over it.Garfield: Hmmm, he's gonna sing and dance.

Jon: I'll put a stop to this or my name is mud!Garfield: "Mud" should be back any minute now.Jon: (returns, covered with mud on his face) Hello, my name is Mud.Garfield: We were expecting you. [ from Dirty Business]

"You folks have this confused. I'm real, and you're animated." [from Episode 1]

"People who sing like that should be drug out into the street and shot. Or worse, made to listen to a tape of themselves." ~Garfield [from Garfield's Moving Experience]

Garfield: Are there any questions?Audience member: Uh, yeah! Is wrestling fixed? Garfield: Excuse me. I should have asked, "Are there any intelligent questions? [from All About Odie]

Garfield: Where's the ball, Odie? Stupid creatures love to fetch a ball.Jon: (angrily walks up with the ball) You're annoying us, Garfield.Garfield: Like I said.

"A beautiful woman is interested in Jon and you're asking what's wrong? How long have you been on this show?" ~Garfield, to Odie

"You should never say, 'Things can't possibly get any worse.' Things'll always find a way." ~Garfield

Binky: HEEEEEEEEYYYY, CAT!!! Aren't ya thrilled to see me?!Garfield: No.:Binky: I'm the handyman, who's gonna fix up your house!!Garfield: Note the worried look on the cat's face. [from Binky Gets Cancelled]

"What luck. Jon finally gets a decent quantity of food in the house and it had to be yogurt." ~Garfield [from Twice Told Tale]

"Good morning. Sometimes, on the show, we like to teach you something a little educational. No, no! Don't change the channel! It's not that educational!" ~Garfield

"...Look what you've found. Do you know what this is, Odie? No, it's not a ball. It's the Klopman Diamond. A priceless gem, as well as a pointless running gag on a popular Saturday morning cartoon series." ~Garfield

"That's the mad scientist's assistant, Igor. Mad scientists' assistants are always named Igor. It's, like, a law." ~Garfield

Garfield: [to viewers] From time to time on this show, we like to bring you something a little educational. [a hand holding a remote control appears, startling Garfield] No, no! Don't change channels! It's not that educational.

Jon: Garfield, come back here with that! I said you could have a light snack.Garfield: This is a light snack! A big snack includes soup. [from Beddy Buy]

Jon: We'll go to that new multiplex in town. They have 37 screens.Garfield: All of which will be showing Kung-Fu Creatures on the Rampage 2. [from Video Airlines]

"You are bullies! You are nasty swines, you are. I would say that you are not fit to eat with pigs, except for the fact that you are pigs." ~Wade, confronting Orson's brothers [from Show Stoppers]

Wade: Everyone thinks I'm a coward, and I resent it.Orson: Wade, you are a coward.Wade: That's why I resent it. [from Shy Fly Guy]