Sweet Home Alabama - Liebe auf Umwegen

Like I could tip a cow BY MYSELF!

Since when does it have to be one or the other? You can have roots and wings, Mel.

You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.

You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.

Honey, just 'cause I talk slow don't mean I'm stupid.

You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.

You dumb stubborn redneck hick.

[after leaving Andrew at the altar as a thunderstorm is approaching] Hey, y'all! If you're friends of the bride, stick around! I'm gonna go find me a groom!

[after Melanie punches Kate] Praise the Lord, the South has risen again!

[to Melanie] Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup.

Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce even though I'm engaged to another man.

[to Kate] Careful, you just smashed the state bird of Alabama.

[after Melanie tells Andrew that she still loves Jake at the wedding] I've never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful...and I'm in politics.

[On seeing her father in his Confederate uniform] Christ Almighty, Daddy, how am I gonna explain you in New York?

[final line] Hey, Stella! Make it a slow one.

Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?

Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?

[to Lurlynn] Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar. [Lurlynn: Hell, I got 3 more at home! This one’s still on the tit, so I can cart him anywhere.]

The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back.

Pearl: How many times does your only daughter get married? [awkward pause] Well, other than the other time.