The Descendants - Familie und andere Angelegenheiten

[voiceover] Paradise? Paradise can go fuck itself.

[voiceover] Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.

[to Brian Speer] Elizabeth is dying. Wait... Fuck you! And she's dying.

I don't want my daughters growing up entitled and spoiled... but I agree with my father; you give your children enough money to do something but not enough to do nothing.

What is it that makes the women in my life destroy themselves?

Hey, Scottie! Reina's a hoe-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys! She's a twat! Say it!