Last Boy Scout - Das Ziel ist Überleben

Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You’re gonna lose. Smile, you fuck!

Water is wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets ... who gives a fuck?

This is the '90s. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first

I am the bad guy.

Excuse me, but did any of you stupid shits bother to frisk this FUCK?!

Naughty boy, Joseph... You just killed a police officer.

[Before shooting a cop, "Good morning gentlemen, is there a problem?"] Yes, officer, as a matter of fact there is a problem, apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.

[Threatening Joe with his knife] You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...

You back off Joseph... Or I'm gonna show your daughter what a hot date I am...

Hey Milo, where you callin' from? The bottom of the pool?

[giving Jimmy a briefcase full of $6 million] Go buy yourself a new pair of pants.

If you go any faster we're gonna travel back through time.

[to himself] Okay, what would Joe do at a time like this? He'd shoot everybody and smoke some cigarettes.

I figure you gotta be the dumbest guy in the world, Joe. You're trying the save the life of the man who ruined your career, and avenge the death of the guy that fucked your wife.

The truth is a beautiful thing.

Billy Cole: Ain't life a bitch?

Inspector: This is a police matter, you dumb son of a bitch! And I'm sick and tired of sweeping up your dead bodies! Now the next time I see your ugly mug...I'm gonna put a bullet in it! You got it?

Sarah Hallenbeck: Call your shrink, Joe! Call him and tell him that you're fucking losing it!

Darian Hallenbeck: (to Jimmy) What the hell is that number on the back of your head? What is that, like a license plate in case someone tries to steal it?

I swear to Christ that if I survive this fucking case I'm gonna dance a jig.