Hogfather

Expect the unexpected.

2006 · 1 season · Comedy
7.6 Niche

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Comedy Family Sci-Fi & Fantasy Drama

On the night before Hogswatch, the holiday where children anticipate presents from the beloved Hogfather, Death notices that the Hogfather's life-timer is lying broken on the floor of his castle. Could it be that Hogswatch will not happen this year?

Country of origin
🇬🇧 United Kingdom
Year
2006
Channel
Sky One
Studio
The Mob

Memorable quotes

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Do YOU Believe?

Death asked whether he believes

There has to be something in the stocking that makes a noise. Otherwise, what is 4:30 A.M. for?

Death defending the tradition of noisy stockings

Onwards, Binky, to the Hogfather's Castle of Bones.

Death riding Binky to deliver presents

I don't know if you noticed, Albert, but that was a pune, or play on words.

Death pointing out his own pun to Albert

I AM last minute stuff.

Death explaining his role on Hogswatchnight

Applesauce.

Death a strange non-sequitur reply

Oh, yes, and um...Ho Ho Ho.

Death attempting a jolly holiday greeting

You might think I'd already thought of that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

Death coyly avoiding admitting he foresaw something

Could I give you a hand?.

Death offering help

(To Mr. Teatime, as she slaps him): Hi, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter.

Susan Sto Helit confronting Mr. Teatime

Banjo: (flinging Mr. Teatime toward a fatal fall) No pulling girls' hair. That's bad!

Banjo stopping Mr. Teatime from harming Susan

Twyla: Susan says, don't get afraid, get angry.

Twyla recalling Susan's advice about fear

His name is Bilius. He's the Oh God of Hangovers.

Susan Sto Helit explaining a minor god's domain

Go away, I don't do that stuff anymore.

Susan Sto Helit refusing to deal with monsters anymore

Mr. Brown: There you are, I've unlocked it. (Banjo pushes the door in) And Banjo's opened it.

Mr. Brown Banjo bursts through a door

Mr. Teatime: (About Banjo) What is this? Does it do tricks? (Laughs) It looks like a volcano.

Mr. Teatime mocking Banjo

Mr. Sideney: It's a very enemy-friendly spell. Sir.

Mr. Sideney describing a poorly designed spell

Ridcully: In my day, when I was an undergraduate, I wouldn't have been studying on Hogswatchnight. It's just not natural. I'd have been sick twice by now...

Ridcully reminiscing about student life on Hogswatchnight

Man: Ye gods, there's a girl out here with a poker!

Man reacting in alarm to Susan

(To monster): Go away and stop bothering me.

Susan Sto Helit dismissing a monster under the bed

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