I want the fairy tale.

You and I are such similar creatures, Vivian. We both screw people for money.

I appreciate the whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.

A name... you want a name... the pressure of a name... I got it! Cinde-fucking-rella!

Honey, I've got a runner in my pantyhose. I'm not wearing pantyhose.

You hurt me. [Edward: Yes.] Don't do it again.

Baby, I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go.

Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships.

The bad things are easier to believe. Haven't you noticed that?

[to Edward] In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.

People put you down enough, you start to believe it.

Yo, Viv, babe. Would ya come down here? The Sphincter Police won't let me through.

The first guy I've ever loved was a total nothing. The second was worse. My mom called me a bum magnet. There was a bum in a fifty mile radius, I was completely attracted to him.

People's reaction to opera the first time they hear it is extreme. They either love it or they hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul.

You'll buy a snap dog and we'll cop a squat under a tree or somewhere.

I think you have a lot of special gifts, Edward.