Sweet Home Alabama

Like I could tip a cow BY MYSELF!

You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.

Honey, just 'cause I talk slow don't mean I'm stupid.

You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.

[after leaving Andrew at the altar as a thunderstorm is approaching] Hey, y'all! If you're friends of the bride, stick around! I'm gonna go find me a groom!

Since when does it have to be one or the other? You can have roots and wings, Mel.

Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce even though I'm engaged to another man.

You dumb stubborn redneck hick.

[to Kate] Careful, you just smashed the state bird of Alabama.

[about the divorce papers Melanie wants him to sign] The only reason I ain't signin’ is cause you've turned into some hoity toity Yankee bitch and I'd like nothin’ better right now than to piss you off.

[On seeing her father in his Confederate uniform] Christ Almighty, Daddy, how am I gonna explain you in New York?

[After punching Kate] Nobody talks to my mama like that! [Earl Smooter: Praise the Lord, the South has risen again!]

[after Melanie tells Andrew that she still loves Jake at the wedding] I've never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful...and I'm in politics.

You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.

[final line] Hey, Stella! Make it a slow one.

Well for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.

[to Melanie] Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup.

[Drunk, at the bar] Oh Bobby Ray....why don't you just go to a gay bar. [Eldon: What would B-Ray do at a gay bar?]

Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?

Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?