(to Jimbo) PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! Cookies are for closers.

Let's just say, I'm the boss.

Hang on to your diaper!

I WISH YOU'VE NEVER BEEN BORN!!

Upsies. l need upsies.

I don't want your filthy money.

No, Ted and Janice. You don't even know their names. You're just trying to steal them from me! You stole everything! You are the one who should be in jail!

Baby Corp stole all the love from me, and now I'm goingto take it back from them... You should understand what I'm talking about! You got replaced just like me?!

I'm launching my Forever Puppies, and there's nothing you can do about it!

You could have had your parents' love all to yourself again! But no, you blew it! You let that baby boss you around!

Nothing is going to get in the way of my vengeance. Not you, not anybody! Baby Corp is through! I win! Ha!

And we are on schedule to release the most adorable puppy ever. We're gonna launch it at the pet convention in Las Vegas! Watch out, world! It's gonna crush the competition!

Then I shall cast upon him a great curse! He shall not pass!

It's okay, little halfling. Perhaps I can be of some assistance. Blackbird singing in the dead of night! Pray, take these broken wings and learn to fly! Fly, you fools!

[After the end credits, the alarm clock goes off] Wake up, little halflings! It is time to leave. Go and live your peasant lives. [flailing his arms up and down] BE GONE WITH YOU!!!

[repeated line] Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m.

It's okay, little halfling. Sometimes, I get confused too. Especially during daylight savings time. Spring forward, fall back. We don't even have calendars in the wizard's realm! There is no spring, only darkness and winter!

[Tim: What's the point, Wizzie?] Because it's 7:00 a.m. I have one job to do, and you make it so difficult.

Oh, what's wrong, Timothy? Has that little dwarf made you blue?