Don't blow smoke up my ass, you'll ruin my autopsy.

Easy Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.

I can't believe you people. I come for you, and you want to stay, I let you stay and you want to go.

When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.

Do you have any peanut butter?

You're not Death. You're just a kid in a suit.

Hello Bill.

Thank you for loving me.

My wife turned me on to cold lamb sandwiches. Not as chewy as roast beef. Not as boring as chicken. She knew stuff like that.

I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish.