[fighting Batman] You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask!

You gotta admit, I've played this stinkin' city like a harp from Hell!

[after saving a woman from a mugger] You make it so easy, always waiting for some Batman to save you. I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.

They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm laying 'em on a slab!

[after Catwoman rejects him] Ya lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed! You sent out all the signals! And I don't think I like you anymore! [catches her neck in his helicopter umbrella and sends her flying] Goodbye, my unintended. Go to Heaven.

[when she and Bruce Wayne realize each other's secret identities] Oh my God...does this mean we have to start fighting?

Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony when she turned sweet sixteen!

I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier.

[falls into the back of a dump truck filled with gravel.] Saved by kitty litter... [looks at the burn mark left by Batman] Bastard.

[to Shreck] Odd as it may seem, Max, you and I have something in common: we're both perceived as monsters. But somehow, you're a well-respected monster, and I am, to date, not!

[to Penguin, rejecting his advances] I wouldn't touch you to scratch you.

[about his parents] I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two. But it's human nature to fear the unusual. Perhaps, when I help my Tiffany baby rattle with a shiny flipper, instead of five chubby digits... they freaked.

[to a crowd of voters] I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by, helpless as a baby, while Gotham City was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns and happy homemakers into catwomen!