Encantada: La historia de Giselle

Forget about "happily ever after". It doesn't exist.

I said I don't dance. I never said I couldn't.

[after an old man steals her tiara] You... are not a very nice old man!!

You want a show? I'll give you a show. Back up and get ready for the main event!

(after finding the television remote at a hotel he is staying at) It appears this odd little box controls the magic mirror!

[she arrives in New York and finds Nathaniel in a car] Hello, worthless. Miss me?

[after seeing Edward and Giselle together for the first time] So this is the forest rat, who thinks she can claim my throne...NEVER!!!

(holding a construction worker at swordpoint) Are you in league with the wicked old hag who sent my poor Giselle to this foul place... Arty?

Another chance? What do you think poison apples grow on trees? There's only one left! You are out of chances! [Nathaniel: Your Majesty, please...] NO, FORGET IT! I'M COMING THERE, AND I WILL KILL THE LITTLE WRETCH MYSELF!!!

[singing] We adore each filthy chore that we determine. So, friends, even though you're vermin, we're a happy working throng!

[to Morgan about Giselle] Just because she has on a funny dress doesn't mean she's a princess. She's a seriously confused woman who's fallen into our laps.

Nathaniel likes the way I leap?

I'm handsome even when I sleep?

Phoebe Banks: Everybody has problems. Everybody has bad times. Do we sacrifice all of the good times because of them?

[to a dying Giselle] Please, don't leave me.

I'm sure that Edward is already searching for me. No doubt by morning he'll come and rescue me from this strange land. Take me home so that the two of us can share a true love's kiss.

You'll never save her now. When the clock strikes 12... [whispers] She'll be dead.

Oh my, this is a twist on our story. Why, it's the brave little princess coming to the rescue. [to Robert] I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?