Death is a gift.

[Giving a lecture to his college students] Fantasies have to be unrealistic. Because the minute- the second- that you get what you want, you don't- you can't- want it anymore.

They wanted me to die knowing the key to my freedom was out there somewhere!

Of course he sympathizes with murderers... he is one!

Hate's no fun if you keep it to yourself.

Constance Harraway: You work so hard not to be seen as a sex object. Before long, you're not seen at all.

Braxton Belyeu: I'm no more afraid of the Grim Reaper than I am of a Presbyterian on Mother's Day.

Zack: 73% of all serial killers vote Republican.

[while drunk] Socrates was ugly, Plato was fat, and, um, and Aristotle was a prissy dresser!

This is what Pascal means when he says that we are only truly happy when daydreaming about future happiness.

I fell off the wagon and hurt myself.