Super Troopers

YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-E-CO?!?! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!

Liter is French for give me some fuckin' cola or I'll break vous's fuckin' lip!

Do what? GO FUCK YOUR SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cross-eyed and with slight lisp] Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you? Is that why you treat us with such disrespect?

Alright, who wants a moustache ride?

I am all that is MAN!

[After Thorny says, "You smell somethin', Rabbit?"] *Sniffs* Fear.

[Messing around with a photo on the station computer] Enhance... Enhance... Enhance...

Canada, eh? Almost made it.

[Suddenly grabbing the radio while Foster is trying to apologize] URSULA! I'M NAKED!

[A repeated, sarcastic line, often said with an Irish accent] I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

I scratched your back, Bruce! I scratched it good and hard! Now either you scratch my back, or you get my size ten boot up your ass!

Look what I found! A two-by-four!

I invented this gag, Rabbit! Only in my day, the rookie got naked! [Fires the pistol he is holding at a State Police cruiser, shattering a window] And we also used blanks... You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.

Let me guess- you just humped the mayor's wife and burned down city hall.

I just lost a buck... to myself!

[refusing Captain Grady's bribe] I'm all highway.

I guess that's it for the old locker. She stinks like ass but I'll still miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls.

Oh, biker... I'm an idiot. [when Foster realizes that he misunderstood Ursula's disguise suggestion and dressed as a bicyclist]