Les Deux Sirènes

[Charlotte has a newfound obsession with Greek mythology] Charlotte, we're Jewish.

[Charlotte is praying at a shrine she has made in her room to the Virgin Mary] Charlotte, we're Jewish.

[to Charlotte as she goes out to spend time with Joe] Don't do anything I wouldn't do…[pause] Or don't do anything I would!

I may be pregnant with the next Jewish-Italian Messiah!

[wanting a glass of wine] Hit me, Sergeant!

[to her sister] Act your age, not your shoe size.

OK, I've had a little scotch...I'm real calm.

Death is dwelling on the past or staying in one place too long!

[narrating] Please, God, let him throw me on the ground and make another Joey Junior.

[everyone in town is stricken by the news of President Kennedy's assassination] It feels like there isn't a single adult left on the entire planet.

Oh, I'm going to hell for sure. Here he is, talking about his poor dead mother and I can't help wishing his hands were unbuttoning my dress!

So Joe, tell me about the nuns in the convent. Do they wear underwear in the shower? [narrating] I don't believe I said that.

Mom Is Many Things...Normal Isn't One of Them.