Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.

Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.

You're just a toy, Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with.

You're telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn't? God, are you a chump.

People don't change overnight, you and I are two of a kind.

She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before.

When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premier tramp of the New York area.

Greg McConnell: What is this, Grandma with a birthday present? Suck it, you dumb bitch!

I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore.

I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house.

We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?

Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and...what else do you do?

In the game of seduction, There is only one rule: Never fall in love.

Are you in, or are you out?

What you can't have, you can't resist.

They're old enough to know better, and too young to care.