All for one, and one for all!

[after having been challenged to duels by Athos, Porthos and Aramis] If I'm going to be killed, at least it will be by a musketeer!

You'll find, young man, the future looks rosier through the bottom of a glass.

Rochefort: [to d'Artagnan] If you were a gentleman, I would speak to you. I was speaking at you.

I've never washed the legs of a woman—but I have done a horse. With a horse, you...start at the top.

[Of Porthos' and Aramis' tennis-playing skills] I'd rather wager on a Huguenot for the Papacy than gamble on you two!

M. Bonancieux: Well, I don't want to be sent to the Bastille, me, because it's got very deep dungeons and terrible instruments of torture, operated by very unsympathetic men! And they snip very important parts off people!

Forgive me, madam, but I must kill your friend.

Cardinal's Guard: [D'Artagnan has just torn a carpet in an attempt to trip the guards] He's torn our carpet!

Partygoer: [Of the wine fountain at the King's soirée] Keep going, Reggie, it's filling up!

Buckingham: If anyone should try to follow us, would you be so good as to kill him? Thank you.

A gallop, a skirmish, a thrust or two, what would you? It's a day's work!

One for all and all for fun!