アメリカン・パイ３ウェディング大作戦

It's on like Donkey Kong, biotch.

Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand? [Hits Finch in the groin] Bangkok!

My dick looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls. Hey Finch, you want this for here or to go?

It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and I'm gonna rock out with my cock out.

Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls.

This sucks! [Kevin & Finch look at him] Did I say that out loud? [Whispers to Jim] Keep going, man. It's good.

Wow, Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl and meant it. This is huge; it's like, monkeys learning to use tools for the first time.

Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.

Hey I'm gonna give you a little piece of advice: love life, get paid, then get laid. That is the basic philosophy of... The Finch-meister!

I did fuck your Mom... Twice!

Told ya that guy wanted to fuck me.

"Congratulation, Jism!"

No, no, no, shit-head, you hooked up with one other girl for what, ten seconds? Not to mention that you passed on Nadia, dumbest fucking thing ever. You're like a blind man picking out his favorite porno.

Oh, Stifler's Mom!

Fuckface! What part of "This sucks my ass" do you not under-fucking-stand?!

Happy "Fuck Day", Ass Mouth! What happened to my invite? Get lost in the mail, Fuckface?

Save it, dickhead, I'm working.

Everyone wants a piece of the Stifmeister.

If you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to.

Voltaire can suck on my balls!