最後の恋のはじめ方

Life is not about the breaths you take, but it’s the moments that take your breath away.

Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows... but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you're enjoying your life, and the next you're wondering how you ever lived without them.

One dance, one look, one kiss, that's all we get, Albert. Just one shot, to make the difference between "happily ever after" and “Oh? He’s just some guy I went to some thing with once.”

Begin each day as if it were on purpose.

I saw that going differently in my mind.

I'm like a vault baby, locked down!

[last lines] Basic principles - there are none.

Do you know the definition of "perseverance," Miss Melas? Continuing in a course of action... without regard to discouragement, opposition or previous failure.

I'm a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?

I've waited my entire life to be this miserable.

You can't stop it... [shouts] You cannot stop it...

[showing Hitch his dance moves] Do the Q-tip! Q-tip! Now throw it away! Now what am I doing? I'm makin a pizza!

You know what it's like getting up every morning feeling hopeless? Feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man? But, at the same time hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it's never going to be with you?

Sometimes it's really hard to see the forest through the sleaze.

Relationships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along.

Give me a ring... sometime. [Laughs] I mean, on the phone.

Can you believe what a beautiful day it is?

With no guile, and no game... there’s no girl