Space Ghost Coast to Coast

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Why do we always hurt the ones we love?! Why, Banjo, why?! Banjo! Banjo! BANJO!

Dames are like mustard: they taste great on a sandwich. But when you're not eating a sandwich... they just sit there in the fridge... on a shelf... in a jar... labeled... mustard.

I shiver with power. I ache with disease. I am Batmantis!

Meatwad! Meat-dead?! Make dead meat, more like it!

I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer.

Is this it? Is this the final battle? Has the reaper come for me at last? Is this the end... of Space Ghost?

Look into the eyes of justice, Your Mother. You'll never get my power bands, savvy? Batmantis and I will fight you to the end!

I'll spank you smartly with my spank ray.

Bears are Crazy. They'll bite your head if you're wearing a steak on it.

Hey, this thing on the monitor's not my mother! My room was always clean.

I'll be dead long before you were born and I'll be dead long before you'll be dead.

You know, my uncle Miranda got sued once.

Hey! You took my soul!

I am the Lone Locust of the apocalypse. Think of me when you look to the night sky.

I saw a yard gnome once. It didn't scare me!