ラストキングダム　10番目の王国

What is it with you people? What kind of twisted upbringing did you have? You know, why can't you just say, 'Oh, that'll be 100 gold coins'? Why does it always have to be, 'No! Not unless you lay a magic egg, or count the hairs on that giant's ass!'?

[after a mass poisoning] Anyone for seconds? [pauses to look around] No?

I hope you like dogs, Wendell. You're going to spend the rest of your life as one.

All right, Mr. I-don't-have-to-look-but-I-can-chop-wood, your name is Rumpelstiltskin.

I'm gonna die of long hair!

[When a farmer's daughter reveals that the fake Wendell has told her family everything] Oh, dear. That really was the wrong answer.

Well, at least things can't get any worse.

Time for walkies!

I'm taking my half of the kingdom right now. Wanna make something of it?

Well, it's "slice the fruitcake" time again.

This is a magic crossbow. When fired, it will not stop until it hits the heart of a living being. It cannot miss.

What a pathetic display. How DARE you, call yourselves my children!

[Meeting the village idiot] Do we have magnets in our pockets? How do we attract people like this?

You haven't seen my father walking around anywhere here, have you? Oh, he might have been singing "Whiter Shade of Pale".