무서운 영화 3

Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people got they ass beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down the hole!

I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. Like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car.

I can't help it. It's very lonely in here. Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time, not counting myself. Or this chair. I call her... Linda.

[After accidentally killing Tom's wife with his truck] Tom, I'll need a ride home.

[after watching a rap battle] I thought you were both absolutely dreadful. Ghastly. I don't know what I'm doing here. This club is totally pathetic. [both rappers pull out their guns and shoot him].

[after the rappers kill each other in a shoot-out] These men died for their country; send flowers to their bitches and hos.

(telling future to a pregnant woman) It's a boy. He's going to be an asshole.

Hell with you.

[Holding Michael Jackson outside of a window] How do you like it?