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Bend... and snap!

Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't!

And two weeks ago, I killed Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, when I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed!

All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs.

He's engaged! She's got the six-carat Harry Winston on her bony, unpolished finger.

[Elle is in tears at the salon after she finds out Warner dumped her for her new rival, Vivian] So, what does this Vivian got that you don't got - three tits?

You know, being a blonde is actually a pretty powerful thing. You hold more cards than you think you do. And I, for one, would like to see you take that power and channel it toward the greater good, you know?

[to her ex-husband] I'm takin' the dog, Dumbass!

Professor Stromwell: If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were.

[to Warner] I've been waiting for a long time for you to say that. But if I'm going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.

So just because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner, across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that's better than some stinky old Vanderbilt.

Elle's father: Law school is for people who are boring, and ugly, and…serious. And you, Button, are none of those things.

Maurice: Oh, my God, the bend and snap! Works every time.

The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.

Could I have been anymore goddamn spastic?