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Archimedes: Oh, pinfeathers!

Archimedes: (stutters, shocked) Stuffed? Well, I-I beg your pardon!

Archimedes: And certainly a great deal better than you do so. (flies into his birdhouse)

Merlin: Now, that won't be invented for hundreds of years!

Merlin: Oh, yes, yes, very good. That-that is--uh-no, no, no! I mean a real education. Mathematics, history, biology, natural science, English, Latin, French… (sees the sugar piling up) No. If! If! Blast it all! IF!!

Wart: Uh…hockety pockety?

Merlin: Oh. Yes, it is rather. Now don't you get any foolish ideas that magic will solve all your problems. Because it won't!

Wart: I don't have any muscle.

Merlin: (laughs) That is what I call a "wizard blizzard."

Merlin: My name is Merlin. And I happen to be the world's most powerful wizard.

Merlin: "Best room in the house"! "Guest room"?! Unwelcome-guest room! Well, if he thinks he can get rid of me, I have news for that old walrus. I'm sticking it out.

Merlin: Archimedes! I'll turn you into a human.

Merlin: Alright. Works every time. Just like magic.

Archimedes: Well, you may be right. (exits his birdhouse) A skinny boy like that would make a cracking good chimney sweep. (Laughs until rain is poured on him)

Archimedes: Sensitive? Right? Who? What? What?

Archimedes: You, you, you bungling blockhead!

Archimedes: Not interested!

Owl: (pokes his head out of a birdhouse) Who? Who! (exits the birdhouse) I'd like to know who!

Merlin: Well. Then, you, you did drop in for tea after all. (checks his pocket watch) Oh, you are a bit late, you know.

Merlin: Yes. Well, never mind the----the-the sir. Just, uh, plain Merlin will do so. Now, then, would you care for sugar?