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Oh my God. I am never going to financially recover from this.

Hey, I'm Joe Exotic, otherwise known as the Tiger King, the gay, gun-carrying redneck with a mullet.

Hey all you cool cats and kittens. It's Carole from Big Cat Rescue.

Carole Baskin. Yep, that lady who profits over $1.5m, suckin’ on your heartstrings about shit on the internet that ain’t even true!

Carole's bitchin' that she's got this big gray cloud over her head over people thinking she fed her husband to the tigers.

People don’t come to see the tigers; they come to see me.

This is my own little town. I’m the mayor, the prosecutor, the cop, and the executioner.

It is a ticking time bomb if somebody thinks they’re going to walk in here and take my animals away. It’s gonna be a small Waco.

Do you know why animals die in cages? Their soul dies.

Before you bring me down, it is my belief that you will stop breathing.

If somebody wanted to kill you, then they would put, like, sardine oil all over you. Something the cat wants to eat, not something the cat wants to drool on.

I don’t watch news on television, unless there’s a cat involved.

A tiger needs 400 square miles of territory in the wild. So there’s no cage that’s going to be sufficient.

He started getting so crazy to where he had a rubber blow up doll and he would have Carol written on a name-tag on it and he would take a dildo and be shoving it in her mouth.

You know, I’ve done a lot of shit in my life, but I’ve never experienced anything like Joe Exotic.

He’s a completely insane, gay, gun-toting, drug-addict fanatic.

He was like a mythical character living out in the middle of bumf*ck Oklahoma who owned 1,200 tigers and lions and bears and shit.

I’d shoot you before I’d shoot my cat.

Does it feel good to stand on my stage with 500-pound tigers and everybody envy you? Absolutely.

If he ever had an enemy in his life, it was Carole Baskin.