The Expendables 2

I'm back!

[Dressed as a priest] By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife.

[As Yang and the Chinese millionaire jump out of the plane] Now that's some real Chinese take out.

Rest in pieces.

[Observing plane wreckage] Looks like somebody had a bad day.

[To Maggie after killing Vilain] You know how to carve a turkey?

Hey, I'd hate to break up the bromance. We're twenty seconds late!

That's how we deal with death. We can't change what it is, so we keep it light until it's time to get dark. And then we get pitch black.

:[Ross charges in, guns blazing] Let's make it more dramatic. [Shoots out half the lights]

[To Booker] Who's next? Rambo?

[Shoots a tired mine worker] Anybody else tired?

[To Lee] I hate to break it to you pal, but your girlfriend over there a the world-class cheating gene.

Why is it that one of us who wants to live the most, who deserves to live the most dies, and the ones that deserve to die keep on living? What's the message in that?

[To Ross] If you need me, call me, or you're dead.

Great. Just what I need. 50-year-old pizza.

What most people call hell, they call the retirement home.