Mission: Impossible III

[before jumping down from the wall of Vatican City] Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

I've got a charge in my head, I'm going to die unless you kill me.

Didn't I tell you she'd call out your name? And I told you I was gonna kill you in front of her? Well, I'm gonna kill her in front of you.

(first lines) We put an explosive charge in your head. Does that sound familiar?

(In video) This message, let's call it my excellent engagement gift to you, will self-destruct in five seconds.

[to Ethan, on phone] You hung me outside of an airplane. You can always tell someone's character by the way they treat those they don't need to treat well.

You don't have any idea what the hell's going on, do you? I mean, you saw what I did to your little blonde friend at the factory, right? Well... Well, that was nothing. That was... fun. That was fun.

Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. "Those who can't do, teach" back in the field. Hey, Ethan -- don't worry. We're gonna get the girl. Or have you been away for so long you've forgotten how good we are?

Benji Dunn: [panicked] I just looked it up. Okay, you're on Interpol's most wanted list. And that, by the way, is a spectacular list to be on.

[about to get electrocuted] Throw the switch on and off. [slight pause] Don't forget the off.

You only had five seconds left, do you realize that?

Wait, wait, Ethan, I'm not saying I have a better idea, but there's a point where bold becomes stupid.

Julia Mead: Tell me it's real. I mean us. Tell me it's real.

What I'm selling... and who I'm selling it to... is the last thing you should be concerned about... Ethan.

Oh no, it's fine. I always spill red wine on my white custom-made shirt.

I know we've joked about it, but I'm always this close on begging you to stop training our people and get your ass back in the field.