Zelig

But I've never flown before in my life, and it shows exactly what you can do, if you're a total psychotic!

I love baseball. You know, it doesn't have to mean anything. It's just very beautiful to watch.

[to Dr. Eudora Fletcher] I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke over the concept of penis envy. Freud felt that it should be limited to women.

The Ku Klux Klan, who saw Zelig as a Jew, that could turn himself into a Negro and a Chinaman, saw him as a triple threat.

[to Dr. Eudora Fletcher] I have an interesting case. I'm treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I'm getting paid by eight people.

[to Dr. Eudora Fletcher] Oh . . . the pancakes!