Tek Adam

[first lines, as the last man on earth wrecks his car] There's never a cop around when you need one.

You know the old song? If you were the only girl in the world, and I was the only boy, well, okay, but until then, don't bother me? Well, I guess I'm the only boy....

[To a bust of Julius Caesar set up near a chessboard] Your move, Imperator.

[later, to the bust of Caesar] What day is it, anyway? Monday? Huh? The hell it is. It's Sunday. Sunday I always dress for dinner.

[makes drink] Join me? Hmm? Miserable schmuck! [to his own image on the video screen]

[talking to his own image on a TV screen] Hi, Big Brother, how's your ass?

[to the "Family"] SHUT UP! Why the hell can't you leave me alone?

And Speedy Bob Neville- his great legs churning goes speeding across the finish line with a three minute and fifty second mile. Go ahead, let's see some son-of-a-bitch beat that.

[Enters a car dealership in search of a new car, talks to a decomposed corpse of a car salesman] Cannot say I am too crazy about the paint job...Thanks a lot you cheating bastard.

[Unsure whether or not he saw a healthy human woman or if it just his imagination] Is this how it starts? A trip to the laughing academy? No, you silly bastard, it starts with you asking yourself silly questions. Okay, let's get cleaned up.

[hearing the "Family" loudly holding a book-burning revel] At it again, I see? What will it be tonight? Museum of Science? Some library? Poor miserable bastards.

Hi. Another day, another dollar.

We were warned about The End. Well, here it is.

Here is the instrument of cleansing, my brethren. And nothing quite cleanses like fire.

Isn't he? Isn't he a sullen b- [stops when he hears the "Family" outside]

Take him to the little room... for questioning.

Lisa: Is there anything you can do, DOCTOR, I mean, seeing as how you've lost over 200 million patients?