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Since when does it have to be one or the other? You can have roots and wings, Mel.

Honey, just 'cause I talk slow don't mean I'm stupid.

You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.

[after Melanie punches Kate] Praise the Lord, the South has risen again!

[After punching Kate] Nobody talks to my mama like that! [Earl Smooter: Praise the Lord, the South has risen again!]

You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.

Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce even though I'm engaged to another man.

[after leaving Andrew at the altar as a thunderstorm is approaching] Hey, y'all! If you're friends of the bride, stick around! I'm gonna go find me a groom!

[final line] Hey, Stella! Make it a slow one.

You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.

Well for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.

[about the divorce papers Melanie wants him to sign] The only reason I ain't signin’ is cause you've turned into some hoity toity Yankee bitch and I'd like nothin’ better right now than to piss you off.

[to Melanie] Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup.

[On seeing her father in his Confederate uniform] Christ Almighty, Daddy, how am I gonna explain you in New York?

Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?

There is nothing wrong with poor people. I get elected by poor people.

[after Melanie tells Andrew that she still loves Jake at the wedding] I've never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful...and I'm in politics.

You dumb stubborn redneck hick.

Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?

[to Kate] Careful, you just smashed the state bird of Alabama.