Genç Kan

Hey, go hump your Saint Bernard, scum-nuts.

[to Youngblood] Wanna go, pretty boy?

Kelly Youngblood: [walks into barn and sees Dean standing in front of a punching bag] Just hit it, pillowhands. Don't worry, it's not gonna hit you back.

Blane Youngblood: You can learn to punch in the barn, but you gotta learn to survive on the ice.

The only thing better than a glass of beer, is tea with Miss McGill!

I don't give a shit where I play as long as I go number one in the draft and I sign the biggest contract I can. I've been busting my ass in this league for four years, and I'm gonna get what's coming to me.

To the game and getting out of this hick town! Thank God there is a sport for middle-sized white boys.

Where else could I get beaten up every day, treated like shit by prima donna Canadians and get my nuts shaved?

I think all hockey players should know how to read and write.