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Oh, of course. Krazy Glue. Why didn't I bring the Krazy Glue, in case his pecker fell off?

What I'm thinking involves a machete and a pair of pliers.

Are you aware that Fran has chosen teal for her bridesmaids? Teal, the color of gangrene. ... Oh, oh, and I Honestly Love You as your wedding song? You might as well commit matrimonial suicide right now!

Bert: Girl asks you to dance, you dance.

I had to go through your wallet to get your identification. And you know what I must say, I've ever met anyone who alphabetized her credit cards before.

Penny: Oh no! Darn it, I just remembered that I... I promised my friend's brother's godmother that I would help her um change her fax cartridge tonight... because she's going out of town tomorrow... on an African safari!

Geri: Pierre, I love you, but if you use another carnation in my bouquet I will deport you. Muah.

You saved... my shoe. M-my life.

Massimo: You need to learn the patience. Love can't always be perfect. Love is just love.

Those who can’t do, teach. Those who can’t wed, plan.

His big day is her big problem.

Earwax. 'X' on a triple letter, 'A' on a double word. Seventy-two points.

You smell like sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches.