Cennet Gibi

If you could ever really touch me.... I think I might wake up from all this.

Oh, I get it. You were dumped. Probably for some guy who doesn't have a couch fused to his ass.

Opium addicts are more alert than you, David.

[after remembering she's a doctor] I may have been a lonely, home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives!

[during her first appearance as a spirit] Is that a ring? Have you ever heard of a coaster? Or a trash can, for that matter?

[referring to Katrina] I mean, I guess she's sexy if you're into that whole tall, big boobs, long legs, model-y sort of thing. I guess if you wanna be that guy.

Oh, my God. Maybe I was a slut. A lonely, home-wrecking slut.

You're like an A.M. radio that someone shoved into my head and I can't turn off!

Go away! You don't exist!

Okay, I was wasted. But I still shouldn't be seeing some little blonde control freak running around my apartment.

I'm just… I just wanted you to have your garden.

Look, there are five other units here and not one person even remembers what you look like. Talk about being disconnected.

It's like every time I meet a cute guy — lesbian.

I'd be on the phone and I'd be like, "Hello, Osama? Communism is so over. Like, give your people toilet paper!"

Kinda like a cat lady, but without any cats. Right?

If I had to choose, if I had to choose, wow, I guess I'd have to go out with a midget.

Look around you, see this? This is the world, join it! Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone.

God gave us alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.

Did your imaginary friend come out to play?

Oh God, David, the felonies just keep piling up!